Andrew Spiess » Satire http://andrewspiess.painteverything.com writing portfolio Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:03:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 60 Second Spot http://andrewspiess.painteverything.com/2009/09/17/60-second-spot/ http://andrewspiess.painteverything.com/2009/09/17/60-second-spot/#comments Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:19:02 +0000 Andrew Spiess http://andrewspiess.painteverything.com/?p=3 1
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Is every new second tightly
Wrapped in dry latex?
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your veins with sirens!

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